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Post by Dettadeus on Jan 29, 2011 19:52:41 GMT -5
Thread post on YOU.
This thread is for Russian Reversal jokes, more commonly known as In Soviet Russia jokes.
There are two forms, one where you state "In *insert other country*..." then you say "In Soviet Russia...". The other form is just "In Soviet Russia". The reason for this is because some jokes can be funnier in form 1 than form 2.
Such as... In Germany, your job determines your marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx determines your job.
Let the jokes begin.
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Post by DGN on Jan 29, 2011 21:12:27 GMT -5
Where exactly did this start from? In America, Chuck Norris kills you. In soviet russia, Chuck Norris still kills you.
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Post by Dettadeus on Jan 29, 2011 21:21:13 GMT -5
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakov_SmirnoffThis guy. In Soviet Russia, Wikipedia cites you. EDIT: OMG. I got the 2000th post of the spam board. I CLAIM THOUSAND POSTS!!!!!!! In Soviet Russia, 2000th post gets you!
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Post by DGN on Jan 29, 2011 21:26:34 GMT -5
In America, they ask for cheezburgers. In Soviet Russia, cheezburgers ask for lolcats. EDIT: In soviet russia, I still ruin Detta's glory with his thousand posts.
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Post by El Maiz on Jan 29, 2011 21:50:32 GMT -5
In America, no one likes me.
In Soviet Russia, me like no one. UG.
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Post by DGN on Jan 29, 2011 21:52:06 GMT -5
In America, everoyne likes me. In Soviet Russia, me likes everyone. UG. In America, that's fixed. In Soviet Russia, its not. WAITWUT.
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Post by El Maiz on Jan 29, 2011 22:02:41 GMT -5
In Soviet Russia, I twopell you.
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Post by Dettadeus on Jan 29, 2011 22:04:07 GMT -5
In Sparta, You kick man down hole. In Soviet Russia, Man kick You down hole.
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Post by DGN on Jan 29, 2011 22:06:56 GMT -5
Wrong. In soviet russia, hole kicks man down you.
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Post by Dettadeus on Jan 29, 2011 22:14:00 GMT -5
Lol, that's even better.
In Soviet Russia, Russian Reversal makes jokes about you.
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Post by El Maiz on Jan 29, 2011 22:14:12 GMT -5
Wrong.
In Soviet Russia. Down man hole kicks you.
Rather than kicking a man while he's down.
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Post by Dettadeus on Jan 29, 2011 22:20:24 GMT -5
In Soviet Russia, wrong is you.
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Post by DGN on Jan 30, 2011 8:12:30 GMT -5
In soviet russia, two wrongs make a right.
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Post by PartisanDaw on Jan 30, 2011 8:14:23 GMT -5
I soviet russia Girls like me :3
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Post by DGN on Jan 30, 2011 8:16:23 GMT -5
In America, girls say I have pretty eyes. In Soviet Russia, girls say I have a pretty nose.
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Post by El Maiz on Jan 30, 2011 8:53:03 GMT -5
IN America, I say that's odd.
IN Soviet Russia, I say that you have pretty eyes.
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Post by DGN on Jan 30, 2011 9:07:18 GMT -5
In the universe, I feel so odd at that and slowly back away...
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Post by El Maiz on Jan 30, 2011 9:09:03 GMT -5
In America, I understand why,
IN Soviet Russia, the twelfth pharaoh can only eat a watermelon on tuesday.
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Post by StayPuft on Jan 30, 2011 14:20:34 GMT -5
In Soviet Russia, toilet piss on you.
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Post by Dettadeus on Jan 30, 2011 14:23:49 GMT -5
In Soviet Russia, Joke laugh at you.
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