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Post by DGN on Jul 13, 2011 10:02:52 GMT -5
Granted. Now you have Wario's gas. From the SSBB E3 trailer.
You know. Where it's EXPLOSIVE. So it kills you.
I wish the AI in Melee wasn't stupid that if I'm on a platform and not doing anything, they stay where they are and do dairs...
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Post by GoldenYuiitusin on Jul 13, 2011 10:42:25 GMT -5
Granted, now they always counter your moves and easily beat you.
I wish Petey fanboyism would die.
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Post by DGN on Jul 13, 2011 10:48:31 GMT -5
Granted, but now Smugleaf fanboyism for SSBC has risen.
Equivalent Exchange.
I wish Megavideo didn't have a 72 minute limit.
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Post by Chaotic Chao on Jul 13, 2011 21:18:54 GMT -5
Granted. Now it's a 0.00002 minute limit.
I wish I could draw awesomely.
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Post by DGN on Jul 13, 2011 21:19:48 GMT -5
Granted, but now doodles are admired as the best art in the world and you can no longer doodle so you DIE
I wish for WESS'S BIG G-A-Y DANCE
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Post by Chaotic Chao on Jul 13, 2011 21:22:38 GMT -5
Granted, but when you open the door in Osohe Castle, the mouth door closes on you while you're standing in the doorway, crushing you violently.
I wish insects didn't exist.
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Post by DGN on Jul 13, 2011 21:29:40 GMT -5
Granted. Now dancing Wesses replace them.
I wish that there were no typos in the former statement.
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Post by Chaotic Chao on Jul 13, 2011 21:33:54 GMT -5
If dancing Wesses would replace insects, my life would be 20% better.
Granted. Microsoft Word thinks Wesses is not a word and now changes the word Wesses to Misses because Word is always wrong.
I wish Crusade were more popular.
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Post by DGN on Jul 13, 2011 21:38:58 GMT -5
Granted, but MICROSOFT WORD IS RIIIIIIGHT
I wish I knew another otaku in my city.
Actually, screw it.
I WISH EVERYBODY IN MY SCHOOL WOULD BE REPLACED WITH GOOD-NATURED OTAKUS YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
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Post by Chaotic Chao on Jul 13, 2011 21:46:22 GMT -5
Granted, but your school closes down and every single student moves away to Africa to bring anime to the needy. Except you.
I wish Crusade had online NAO!
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Post by DGN on Jul 13, 2011 21:47:45 GMT -5
Granted, but it's only for the needy, which you suddenly become.
I wish I could go to Africa to help bring anime to the needy with the other otaku students.
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Post by Chaotic Chao on Jul 13, 2011 21:51:46 GMT -5
Granted, but the plane tickets cost so much that your forced to live in Africa in the state with the worst dictator on the face of the earth. He then executes you for saying, "um." All the other otakus die too.
I wish Crusade were more popular because you didn't corrupt this last time.
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Post by GoldenYuiitusin on Jul 13, 2011 23:28:26 GMT -5
Granted. It now features furry hentai with Krystal and Fox.
I wish for a wish.
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Post by Chaotic Chao on Jul 13, 2011 23:57:14 GMT -5
Granted. Your head is chopped off by a psycho samurai.
I wish I had Microsoft Word on my laptop.
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Post by PartisanDaw on Jul 14, 2011 2:55:08 GMT -5
Granted. You only can write numbers in it.
I wish that I can sprite.
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Post by DGN on Jul 14, 2011 9:02:06 GMT -5
Granted. You're now a sprite, or a pixie.
I wish my fingers weren't tired.
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Post by GoldenYuiitusin on Jul 14, 2011 10:40:33 GMT -5
Granted. They're dead.
I wish that I had the power.
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Post by DGN on Jul 14, 2011 10:49:00 GMT -5
Granted. You have the power to make EVERYBODY DANCE NAO
I wish that the duck song didn't exist on Youtube.
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Post by GoldenYuiitusin on Jul 14, 2011 11:03:19 GMT -5
Granted. It's automatically replaced with Friday.
I wish that song never existed.
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Post by DGN on Jul 14, 2011 11:46:24 GMT -5
Granted.
It's replaced with another song by Rebecca Black called Saturday.
It's 10x worse than Freyday.
I wish I knew who smited me....
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