Wish Corruption

[Chaotic Chao]

Granted. It's two episodes. And Konata dies on the last episode.

I wish my other forum didn't have a 5 word minimum rule for posts, but instead, a one word minimum rule.

[Dettadeus]

Granted10char.

[GoldenYuiitusin]

No Grant.
I wish people would not forget to make a wish.

[Dettadeus]

Granted. However, since you missed that I was simply making a joke at Chaotic Chao's wish of there being a one-word minimum on some forum he was talking about, you completely lose your sense of humor.

I wish Humans vs Zombies didn't remind me of Highschool of the Dead.

[GoldenYuiitusin]

Granted. They make you think of zombies eating away at your very flesh.
(You said I didn't have a sense of humor anymore, so this grant will be grim.)

I wish that Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 would come out on Wii U.

[Dettadeus]

Granted. You now have to wait a year and a half and it'll still suck in comparison to the XBox360 and PS3 versions.

I wish to never become sleepy.

[Chaotic Chao]

Granted. Now you can't become sleepy because you're asleep forever unless Link saves you from your eternal slumber cast upon you by Ganon. But since you're not Zelda, Link doesn't care and takes a vacation.

I wish it wasn't at least 100 degrees every day now here in Texas.

[dry]

Granted, it's now about 100 below freezing every day now there in Texas.

I wish Justin Bieber died. Yeah, I know, cliche, boring, done before, everyone says it, no humour, etc. but I feel that way.

[GoldenYuiitusin]

Granted, but you joined him.

I wish that I knew how we were all going to die.

[Dettadeus]

Granted. He's hit by a bus and then the same bus hits you.

I wish you guys wouldn't keep starting up flame wars and making my job difficult. >_>

[GoldenYuiitusin]

Granted. DMX is dead because he's the cause of a majority of the arguments escalating to flame wars (that aren't realy flame wars. Just heated arguments).

I wish that DMX wasn't so thickheaded to where we can have a decent debate.

[Dettadeus]

Granted. He beats out every one of your arguments with actual logic and you can no longer be considered a good source of information.

I wish I had won the brawl tourney I was just in.

[GoldenYuiitusin]

Aug 6, 2011 17:02:11 GMT -5 Dettadeus said:

Granted. He beats out every one of your arguments with actual logic and you can no longer be considered a good source of information.

That'd actually be quite scary.


Granted, but you win a date with Mike Tyson as well.

I wish for my own pet Wobbuffet.

[Dettadeus]

Granted. You glomp it but it uses counter and smashes you into a wall.

Nights wishes that I could do infractions so I don't have to bug her about it.

[SmashKing201]

This is my first time on this thread ;D

Granted, but he will randomly pop out if his Pokeball at unnecessary moments. Interrupting dates, job interviews, parties, & funerals.

I wish I new how to organize a playlist on youtube

Dammit, detta granted the wish before me

@detta:
Granted, you can now do infractions on other users, admin, & devs. Even on former forum members when bored.

[dry]

Granted, but then all the videos you were planning for your playlists are deleted.

I wish I had a pet Wobbuffet, that would pop out spontaneously, interrupting dates, job interviews and funerals. Wobbuffet is hilarious.

[DGN]

Granted, but now he interrupts your life by killing you.
I wish my anime didn't have to load.

[dry]

Granted, but it now plays at about one frame per minute, a resolution of 16 pixels and no sound. Enjoy your anime. What's left of it.

I wish my computer had more space.

[DGN]

Granted. You gain -9000 mb.

I wish for my pet I could have a bandana that could make my cat speak.

[dry]

Granted. Your cat turns out to be a paedophile that wants to rape you when you're asleep. Oh dear.

I wish Pac-Man, Tetris, Hello Kitty and Winnie The Pooh all end up on the SSBC roster. Yeah I'm screwing with you guys.