Chaotic Chao
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Speed Highway is the best stage in history.
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Post by Chaotic Chao on Aug 18, 2011 16:11:26 GMT -5
I really like this game at my other forum, so I stole it. =p
It's simple. Type a paragraph telling a short story, then end it so the next person can start where you left off. The next person will (usually) try to make the story completely unrelated to the previous post, usually making it funny. You can make it related though, if you want. Your choice. In fact, it can just be a sentence and not even a paragraph.
Now, I shall start.
Ness looked up in anger. He didn't know how he came back or where he came from, or how old he was anymore, at that. But one thing was certain; Porky was there again to call Ness "Spanky" until his vocal chords exploded, which is something Ness had prayed for every day since he met Paula (since Paula prays a lot, see).
Maybe if Ness was lucky Porky would spontaneously burst into flames. And that's when Ness decided to use PK Fire. It didn't help much, though. Porky's stupid spider machine still held up. Ness wondered what to do. He was just in a barren desert, and nobody was around to help him fight the evil forces of Ganon Porky. Suddenly, Ness heard a large noise. Out of the horizon, a huge silhouette of a person appeared. It greatly resembled someone Ness saw on the internet a lot...it was a giant King Harkinian! While both Ness and Porky were in their confused states, someone yelled at the top of their voice, "HOLD IT!" It was a blue suited guy with spikey hair. Who was this? What the heck was going on? While Ness stood seriously confused...
(There, now just continue. You don't have to type that much. I just did because I love to write stories. =p)
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Post by DGN on Aug 18, 2011 17:45:43 GMT -5
Paula appeared and kissed him. Yes, I'm that big on VG relationships, lol
Porky stabbed Ness with his spider leg, making Ness die......so PW and King Harkinian decided to....
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AEM
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I'm mostly a kind gentlemen. I'm a big procastinator, so sorry if I seem lazy.
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Post by AEM on Aug 18, 2011 18:06:30 GMT -5
to then eat Ness' remains, they are in the middle of the desert after all.
Once the meal was finished PW cheated Porky out of his Spider Mech by-
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Post by DGN on Aug 18, 2011 18:09:03 GMT -5
yelling "OBJECTION!" The sounds waves broke the glass and the mech, and then decided to...
inb4rapehim
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Post by Slissith on Aug 20, 2011 16:50:44 GMT -5
Phoenix Wright proceded to finish Porky off as hed had fallen onto the sand. Before he could strike the evil doer, his punch was blocked, and he was counter punch straight to his jaw.
"Mah Boi...!"
Blocking the view to porky was a bulky a robot. It's outter metal reflected the blinding desert light. Phoenix picked himself up, dusted his clothes off, and turn to face their new opponent.
"Cease all actions of harm, or face devastion!" Said the robot.
"OH-HO" The mighty king Harkinian charged the robot with a speed not many would expect from someone of his age.
"Dinner!" Large knives slipped from his sleeves to his hands. However, the knife stab was parried merely by the robot's palm. As the king moved closer due to his momentum he was backhanded and thrown down to the ground with virtually no effort. As the robot moved closer to the downed king, the latter attacked upwards with spinning kicks, which the robot avoided by backstepping.
"PIANO TO THE HEAD"
The robot merely grabbed the thrown piano, spun it, and threw with 10 times the former force. Phoenix stopped the menacing object with one noisy "Objection!".
The king, who had gotten up, attemped to kick the robot to the face only to have it parried. The robot feinted an attack to the king's face, but distracted him by striking his gut. As the king lowered his body as a response to the pain, he was truck on his neck's back. He fell to the ground unconcious.
Phoenix clenched his fists. How could he defeat this guy? He wasn't all that strong-willed right now...
"Depending on your following behaviour, you will be spared."
No, he there was no way he was going to give up like this.
Phoenix Wright smirked, as he started formulating a plan...
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AEM
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Post by AEM on Aug 20, 2011 17:26:25 GMT -5
SUDDENLY WHILE THIS CLEVER PLAN WAS BEING CREATED.
*WOOSH*
THE HEAVY RIDLEY COMES AND STEALS THE ROBOT!
PW was puzzled, why would the Heavy Ridley help him, infact PW had no idea who that was? Meanwhile Porky awoke from his knocked out state, he reached to get back inside the Spider Mech when all of sudden...
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Chaotic Chao
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Post by Chaotic Chao on Aug 20, 2011 17:52:43 GMT -5
Ness spontaneously came back to life. But Ness could not help because Ninten got jealous of him and tried to blow his head off with a bottle rocket. Luckily, the Heavy Ridley swooped down from the sky and dropped Ninten in the flaming depths of the Underworld. This made Ana, Ninten's girlfriend, so angry that she shot a (PK) beam clear through Ness, Porky, AND the king, killing all of them. This made Phoenix Wright...
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Post by StayPuft on Aug 21, 2011 5:40:48 GMT -5
... travel into the underworld and see if he could use his persuasion skills to see if he could convince Hades into setting Ness and the King free from the river styx. Hades was almost persuaded, saying that he'd let them go if Phoenix and one other person of Phoenix's choice could defeat Cerberus, he'd let Ness and the King go. Phoenix Wright found an assist trophy laying around, but then Excalibur came up from behind Phoenix and whacked him with his cane, saying "ITEMZ R 4 LOOSAHS NUB TURN THEM OFFS", and Excalibur threw the item into the fiery pit. This then forced Phoenix and Excalibur to work together to defeat the three-headed dog, who walked through the door. Then...
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AEM
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Post by AEM on Aug 21, 2011 19:15:10 GMT -5
Excalibur told PW to use him as a sword! Of course, PW being a lawyer, had no skills regarding using a blade. But PW honored this request and did just that!
....Meanwhile Max was walking the desert with The Great and Powerful Trixie. When they found a Spider robot thing, several dead bodies, and a hole leading into hell. Max of course was more interested in the hole leading to hell. But TGaPT attempted to bring the dead bodies to life, screaming her name again and again. "You know Trixie, this reminds me of the time where Sam and I went to europe to beat this wimpy Vampire up, but then we died. And instead of going to hell we became zombies! I really want to know what hell is like now." So to end his curiosity Max jumped down to hell. TGaPT obviously was to into controlling the dead.
MEANWHILE, PW and EXCALIBUR WERE RUNNING FROM CERBERUS! They were corned, and then Cerberus stood under a hole, the same hole where they entered from, when all of a sudden...
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Post by DGN on Aug 21, 2011 19:26:06 GMT -5
Ristar appeared and latched onto cerberus's first head, then slammed onto the second, and used his arms to smash the two together. PW and Excalibur were stunned. Ristar shouted "Let's get out of here! It's a trap!" They were about to climb a random staircase when suddenly...
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Post by dry on Aug 25, 2011 11:47:55 GMT -5
The staircase crumbled and fell down! The weight of the fallen staircase made the floor collapse, and the group found themselves deeper underground than they had ever been. In front of them was...
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Post by DGN on Aug 25, 2011 14:50:51 GMT -5
Then...
lolololololol
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