Chaotic Chao
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Speed Highway is the best stage in history.
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Post by Chaotic Chao on Aug 8, 2011 21:03:47 GMT -5
Granted. Now you're lolzy to yourself.
I wish only one of my dream characters were playable in Crusade.
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Post by DGN on Aug 8, 2011 21:04:38 GMT -5
Granted. One of your dream characters is Strong Bad, who DMX gladly accepts into the game.
I wish DMX didn't seriously consider Strong Bad.
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Chaotic Chao
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Speed Highway is the best stage in history.
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Post by Chaotic Chao on Aug 8, 2011 21:05:43 GMT -5
Granted.
I wish I could play Sonic Adventure 2 (not battle) because my disc for that game refuses to be read.
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Post by DGN on Aug 8, 2011 21:12:54 GMT -5
Granted, but when you load it it turns out to just be a Super Smash 64 clone. With only one character(mario) one game mode(classic) and one stage in classic(team-battle with 5 characters)
I wish I could digivolve into champions.
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dry
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Post by dry on Aug 13, 2011 18:39:57 GMT -5
Granted, but it gets out of control and you're eternally digivolving.
I wish someone would keep these threads alive so I don't have to necromance them.
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Post by GoldenYuiitusin on Aug 13, 2011 18:45:49 GMT -5
Granted, but they get locked.
I wish that I had a pet Feraligatr.
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Post by DGN on Aug 13, 2011 18:56:20 GMT -5
Granted, but it bites your head off. (IIRC, it has a tendancy to bite people. Maybe it's just Totodile, but I think it may have gone to Feraligatr as well)
I wish for a pet Grovyle.
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Post by GoldenYuiitusin on Aug 13, 2011 18:57:27 GMT -5
Granted, but it's the malicious Grovyle from Mystery Dungeon and it assaults you.
I wish for a loyal pet Arbok.
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Post by DGN on Aug 13, 2011 18:59:46 GMT -5
Granted, but it's only loyal to you, and it poisons all of your relatives, friends, and pets(if any).
I wish for a pet Quilava that wouldn't set anything on fire.
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Post by GoldenYuiitusin on Aug 13, 2011 19:09:40 GMT -5
Granted. It can't use fire, so it dies.
I wish for a pet Igglybuff.
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Chaotic Chao
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Post by Chaotic Chao on Aug 13, 2011 19:09:45 GMT -5
Granted, but it destroys you and your family by freezing everything. Somehow (got ninja'd, but it still works).
I wish I had a pet Nidoking.
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Post by DGN on Aug 13, 2011 19:12:46 GMT -5
Granted, but it drills you in the heart, forcing you to be obliterated in a painful, dark void of blood as you descend into hell....
I wish for a pet Smugleaf.
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Chaotic Chao
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Post by Chaotic Chao on Aug 13, 2011 19:22:38 GMT -5
Granted, but it sues you for no reason and hires Miles Edgeworth as his prosecutor, while Furio Tigre-posing as Phoenix Wright-is the defense attorney because the judge is a gullible idiot. You are found guilty overwhelmingly quickly, and the death sentence is the burning spikes which they just invented, which automatically send you to Hell, good or not.
I wish to like coffee.
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Post by DGN on Aug 13, 2011 19:38:47 GMT -5
Granted, but due to being blacker than a moonless night and hotter and more bitter than hell, it sends you to hell.
I wish I could use Brawl Box easier.
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Chaotic Chao
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Post by Chaotic Chao on Aug 13, 2011 19:40:43 GMT -5
Granted, but Brawl Box turns into a deadly virus and kills SSBB.
I wish it wasn't so ironic that you referenced Godot.
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Post by DGN on Aug 13, 2011 19:47:53 GMT -5
Granted. I knew I referenced Godot.
I wish you knew that.
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Chaotic Chao
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Post by Chaotic Chao on Aug 13, 2011 19:51:03 GMT -5
No grant, because I already knew that.
I wish you knew that I knew that.
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Post by DGN on Aug 13, 2011 19:56:52 GMT -5
Granted. I know that you know that I know that you knew that you knew that I know that you knew.
I
Wish
for
spaces
instead
of
enters
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Chaotic Chao
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Speed Highway is the best stage in history.
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Post by Chaotic Chao on Aug 13, 2011 20:00:58 GMT -5
Granted
after
I
finish
this
pointless
sentence.
I wish fear didn't exist.
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Post by DGN on Aug 13, 2011 20:01:55 GMT -5
Granted, but now raeF, the opposite of fear and ten times scarier, exists.
I wish my right earphone worked.
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