Wish Corruption

[GoldenYuiitusin]

Granted, but now the left one doesn't work.

I wish that people would stop putting Xat pics on their sigs.

[DGN]

Granted, but now they put their own which look twice as bad.

I wish for a biscotti.

[GoldenYuiitusin]

Granted, but I take it from you.

I wish that I had a pizza named after me.

[Chaotic Chao]

Granted, but nobody eats it or buys it because they're too impatient to read the name of the entire pizza. And those who do read it don't understand the pizza anyway (not that you need to understand pizza but society makes no sense anymore. =p)

I wish for world peace times 10.

[GoldenYuiitusin]

Granted. The world is in 10 pieces.

I wish that I controlled Master Hand and Crazy Hand.

[dry]

Granted, but then Tabuu comes and controls you.

I wish for a Fire/Ghost type Pokemon. Just to screw Blaziken

[DGN]

Granted. You get a hacked Magikarp.
Catch is, you can't learn tackle or Flail, can't evolve, ability is Truant, and you can only use Splash.

I wish I wasn't tired in the mornings.

[dry]

Granted, but then you get tired all throughout the afternoon and evening, and eventually start to get tired again in the mornings too.

I wish the forums weren't such an argument-fest atm.

[DGN]

Granted. Now they're Volcano Wars. lol

I wish Deoxys was in Crusade again.

[StayPuft]

Granted, but all the other Pokémon reps are cut and replaced with dev characters.

I wish school didn't have to start >:

[dry]

Granted, but now you have to go to work everyday. In a coal mine. You have claustrophia. Enjoy.

I wish you couldn't just delete everything you typed, and not be able to recover it, from Quick Reply by pressing Esc. Really took me by surprise.

[DGN]

granted, but

I wish for

[y0sh1valentine]

Granted, hey wait!!?? you have not wish anything

i wish i married with my lucario (female)

[dry]

Granted, but you are arrested by the PETA...

I wish Krystal died.

*can't wait to see detta's response*

[Dettadeus]

Granted. But Fox kills himself because the only person he really cared about is now dead. And the entire Lylat System collapses without the help of Star Fox.

I wish my backpack would be lighter.

[DGN]

Granted. But now with that, you also lost some weight, so much you now weight -0.01 pounds, and despite being light, it kills you by collapsing on you.


I wish I didn't laugh at that.

[y0sh1valentine]

Granted, you not laugh on that

I wish.... im escaped from PETA (cause im arrested right?)and
PETA is destroyed by chuck norris

[GoldenYuiitusin]

Granted, but you find PETA has Chuck Norris' dog under their command.

I wish that I could imitate Nemesis' original "S.T.A.R.S." line.

[y0sh1valentine]

Granted, you killed brad and you trying to kill jill but failed or not depends on the player who played as jill.....

I wish now Saxton Hale nuke the PETA/ Justin Bieber (lolwut)

[GoldenYuiitusin]

Granted, but since your wish made very little sense, it was changed to this: "I wish my girlfriend was Justin Beiber". Sadly for you, the Corrupter is on the fritz at the moment, so it came true without a problem.

I wish that I had pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes.