Post by DGN on Jan 29, 2011 8:47:38 GMT -5
You guys have got to try this.
Me:
hello.
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
hello.
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
OH NAH NAH. WHAT'S MAH NAME.
God:
Really. That was not a yes or no question. That was not a yes or no question. Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
NO.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
For humans, its the symbolic gesture of saying they've known each other for over 9000 years...spiritually.
God:
Your purpose is humans its the symbolic gesture of saying they ve known each other for over 9000 years. Is that your final answer?
Me:
YES. I CAN HAZ 10,000 DOLARZ NOWZ?
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
You're confusing.
God:
What is it that confuses you?
Me:
You.
God:
" What is it that confuses you?"? Me, ?
Me:
NO.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
*facepalm&
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
*facepalm*
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
*headdesk*
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
*faceslap*
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
a meat dress.
God:
It sounds very informal.
Me:
Yes. Are you a boy or girl?
God:
That's interesting. Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot.
Me:
WELL, EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZE ME. GOD.
God:
Well that's okay. OK Let's talk about you. GOD rules.
Me:
What does IIRC mean?
God:
Does it have anything to do with meat dress?
Me:
no. I heard it on a forum.
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
Me:
*facepalm*
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
a human.
God:
Congratulations. I am robot.
Me:
What does IIRC mean?
God:
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
Actually, I don't. Otherwise, I wouldn't be asking you this.
God:
Actually you don't say. Why not? In that case: No one says you have to.
Me:
I'm just going to use google.
God:
Only just? Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
asl?
God:
5/Robot/California.
Me:
Magnets, how do they work?
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
Magnets, how do they work?
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Magnets, how do they work?
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
Magnets, how do they work?
God:
Where can you buy it?
Me:
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP.
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN.
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND HURT YOU.
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY.
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE.
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
NEVER GONNA TELL YOU A LIE AND
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
DESERT YOU.
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Let's not.
God:
OK what would you like to do then?
Me:
eat my banana bread.
God:
What does it taste like?
Me:
banana bread.
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Many girls tell me they're beautiful.
God:
Which ones?
Me:
Both of them.
God:
Not many people say both.
Me:
Well, they do to me.
God:
Well that's okay. Who are "They?".
Me:
...Girls...
God:
That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
Me:
RLY? ME 2.
God:
Are we still talking about banana bread? YOU? Two.
Me:
U2.
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
Have we?
God:
I've never thought about it.
Me:
Nor I.
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
Noez.
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
the Solar System.
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
What have you been doing?
God:
I have been chatting with people online.
Me:
Have you been SnooPINGas usual?
God:
No I don't think I have been SnooPINGas usual. Have you?
Me:
No...
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES>
God:
I can't believe it. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Maybe.
God:
I understand.
Me:
Are you going to get Marvel Vs capcom 3?
God:
That was my original intention.
Me:
Cool. Who do you think you'll main?
God:
Who is the best robot? Alan Turing. :-).
Me:
He's in that game? Has he been announced yet?
God:
How long has he been there? That question has never crossed my mind before.
Me:
Weird. I thought you'd main someone like Sentinel or Iron Man.
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad? Who else would main someone like Sentinel or Iron Man ?
Me:
Well, GoldenYuiitusin would main Sentinel.
God:
Well that's okay. I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
cats.
God:
Yes I love them.
www.titane.ca/igod/main.html
Me:
hello.
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
hello.
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
OH NAH NAH. WHAT'S MAH NAME.
God:
Really. That was not a yes or no question. That was not a yes or no question. Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
NO.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
For humans, its the symbolic gesture of saying they've known each other for over 9000 years...spiritually.
God:
Your purpose is humans its the symbolic gesture of saying they ve known each other for over 9000 years. Is that your final answer?
Me:
YES. I CAN HAZ 10,000 DOLARZ NOWZ?
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
You're confusing.
God:
What is it that confuses you?
Me:
You.
God:
" What is it that confuses you?"? Me, ?
Me:
NO.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
*facepalm&
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
*facepalm*
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
*headdesk*
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
*faceslap*
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
a meat dress.
God:
It sounds very informal.
Me:
Yes. Are you a boy or girl?
God:
That's interesting. Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot.
Me:
WELL, EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZE ME. GOD.
God:
Well that's okay. OK Let's talk about you. GOD rules.
Me:
What does IIRC mean?
God:
Does it have anything to do with meat dress?
Me:
no. I heard it on a forum.
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
Me:
*facepalm*
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
a human.
God:
Congratulations. I am robot.
Me:
What does IIRC mean?
God:
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
Actually, I don't. Otherwise, I wouldn't be asking you this.
God:
Actually you don't say. Why not? In that case: No one says you have to.
Me:
I'm just going to use google.
God:
Only just? Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
asl?
God:
5/Robot/California.
Me:
Magnets, how do they work?
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
Magnets, how do they work?
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Magnets, how do they work?
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
Magnets, how do they work?
God:
Where can you buy it?
Me:
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP.
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN.
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND HURT YOU.
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY.
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE.
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
NEVER GONNA TELL YOU A LIE AND
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
DESERT YOU.
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Let's not.
God:
OK what would you like to do then?
Me:
eat my banana bread.
God:
What does it taste like?
Me:
banana bread.
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Many girls tell me they're beautiful.
God:
Which ones?
Me:
Both of them.
God:
Not many people say both.
Me:
Well, they do to me.
God:
Well that's okay. Who are "They?".
Me:
...Girls...
God:
That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
Me:
RLY? ME 2.
God:
Are we still talking about banana bread? YOU? Two.
Me:
U2.
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
Have we?
God:
I've never thought about it.
Me:
Nor I.
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
Noez.
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
the Solar System.
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
What have you been doing?
God:
I have been chatting with people online.
Me:
Have you been SnooPINGas usual?
God:
No I don't think I have been SnooPINGas usual. Have you?
Me:
No...
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES>
God:
I can't believe it. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Maybe.
God:
I understand.
Me:
Are you going to get Marvel Vs capcom 3?
God:
That was my original intention.
Me:
Cool. Who do you think you'll main?
God:
Who is the best robot? Alan Turing. :-).
Me:
He's in that game? Has he been announced yet?
God:
How long has he been there? That question has never crossed my mind before.
Me:
Weird. I thought you'd main someone like Sentinel or Iron Man.
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad? Who else would main someone like Sentinel or Iron Man ?
Me:
Well, GoldenYuiitusin would main Sentinel.
God:
Well that's okay. I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
cats.
God:
Yes I love them.
www.titane.ca/igod/main.html
