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CHUCK NORRIS FTW

StayPuft Mass Poster Posts: 922	CHUCK NORRIS FTW Feb 2, 2011 21:59:16 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by StayPuft on Feb 2, 2011 21:59:16 GMT -5 Kinda old, but still funny. At Chuck Norris' birthday, his friends ordered a 10 foot cake. Chuck Norris devoured the whole thing within 5 seconds, before his friends could even tell him there was a stripper inside.

PartisanDaw SSBC Worshiper ECatharineGreat. Posts: 2,513	CHUCK NORRIS FTW Feb 5, 2011 4:29:12 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by PartisanDaw on Feb 5, 2011 4:29:12 GMT -5 Thats all ^
	31 , October 2010

StayPuft Mass Poster Posts: 922	CHUCK NORRIS FTW Feb 5, 2011 8:23:16 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by StayPuft on Feb 5, 2011 8:23:16 GMT -5 Chuck Norris can win a game of Scrabble by only using "z"s and "q"s.

PartisanDaw SSBC Worshiper ECatharineGreat. Posts: 2,513	CHUCK NORRIS FTW Feb 5, 2011 12:39:40 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by PartisanDaw on Feb 5, 2011 12:39:40 GMT -5 If i have 100$ and Chuck Norris have 100$,he have more.
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EWJim4Crusade Forum Lurker GUH-ROOVY! Posts: 44	CHUCK NORRIS FTW Feb 20, 2011 22:10:49 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by EWJim4Crusade on Feb 20, 2011 22:10:49 GMT -5 Tsk, Tsk, Nobody Has Referenced This Yet?:
	Jim: "They've Got A New Vending Machine at the General Store, with...SANDWICHES! Mmmmm! I LOVE Vending Machine Food! All Those Little Chefs Making Fresh Sandwiches, Wrapping Them Up Tight, and Sending Them Off Kitchen-Fresh To The Vending Machine! YUM-BO-ICIOUS!!" Peter: "(Reading Label on Wrapping) Best If Eaten By June 14th, 2006 BC..."

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