Jim: "They've Got A New Vending Machine at the General Store, with...SANDWICHES! Mmmmm! I LOVE Vending Machine Food! All Those Little Chefs Making Fresh Sandwiches, Wrapping Them Up Tight, and Sending Them Off Kitchen-Fresh To The Vending Machine! YUM-BO-ICIOUS!!"
Peter: "(Reading Label on Wrapping) Best If Eaten By June 14th, 2006 BC..."