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Post by Dettadeus on Jan 17, 2011 19:08:21 GMT -5
El Maiz, you roll a 34. He jumps out of the way, but loses his balance and cannot yet shoot at you.
E. Adam, you walk forward into an endless abyss of nothingness. You grow increasingly bored.
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Post by DGN on Jan 17, 2011 19:13:17 GMT -5
Electro Adam gets increasingly bored and pulls out his Nintendo DS.
He plays Super Smash Bros. Crusade, which brings him into another dream...
INCEPTION.
No, he just sees a face.
Like the face from the tent if you've ever played EarthBound.
EEK!
Electro Adam uses his Electroness shield.
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Post by El Maiz on Jan 17, 2011 19:14:45 GMT -5
I'll just sock him in the head.
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Post by Dettadeus on Jan 17, 2011 19:16:21 GMT -5
E. Adam, you roll a 32. The face seems very similar to the man you just fought with. He continues to repeat the words "Excitement is unsafe. Boredom shall rule. Peace shall be restored. Hail Boredom!"
El Maiz, you roll a 34. He dodges again, but is once again forced to keep his balance over shooting you.
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Post by El Maiz on Jan 17, 2011 19:18:00 GMT -5
I'll try to continue this pattern intil I have him up against the window.
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Post by DGN on Jan 17, 2011 19:19:08 GMT -5
Well, it seems these people just follow the same person.
Adam pulls out a gun and shoots the face.
E. Adam uses his Electroness.
Since that's his strongest move.
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Post by Dettadeus on Jan 17, 2011 19:21:36 GMT -5
El Maiz, you roll a 61. You manage to roll into him and knock him towards the window. He loads his shotgun. Roll for initiative is... 4. He's about to shoot you. You have one chance to get out of the way or block the shots. How do you plan to do this?
E. Adam, you roll a 32. The face is unfazed.
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Post by DGN on Jan 17, 2011 19:24:16 GMT -5
Adam sticks his sword in the faces' eye.
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Post by El Maiz on Jan 17, 2011 19:27:23 GMT -5
I'll slide toward him, trying to knock him off his feet.
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Post by Dettadeus on Jan 17, 2011 19:31:52 GMT -5
E. Adam, you roll a 42. Your sword goes into the face's eye, but nothing happens. You realize that it does not exist.
El Maiz, (OMG) you roll a 99 and successfully knock him off his feet. In complete surprise, he fires the gun straight up, blasting little holes in the ceiling, then the recoil sends his gun flying out the window.
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Post by DGN on Jan 17, 2011 19:33:03 GMT -5
"Hmmm....
I'LL FIGHT BOREDOM WITH BOREDOM!"
Electro Adam leaves the fight in a nonchalant manner.
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Post by El Maiz on Jan 17, 2011 19:34:52 GMT -5
I'm gonna punch him in the head.
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Post by Dettadeus on Jan 17, 2011 19:35:51 GMT -5
E. Adam, you turn away from the face and begin to walk in the opposite direction. You grow increasingly bored, and you feel your strength being sapped away.
El Maiz, in another stroke of luck, you roll a 90 and successfully knock the man's lights out. He falls onto the floor, completely unconscious.
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Post by El Maiz on Jan 17, 2011 19:37:51 GMT -5
I'll walk to the other side of the F.A.R.M., attempting to find a way out on the other side.
Do I get any XP?
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Post by Dettadeus on Jan 17, 2011 19:42:07 GMT -5
El Maiz, you receive no EXP, as you were not so cruel as to kill the innocent man. However, you are free to loot the room while he is unconscious. You travel across the house to a window on the other side, and see vast fields of various crops and livestock. There is a path from the back of the house to the northern horizon.
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Post by DGN on Jan 17, 2011 19:42:37 GMT -5
Adam decides to go back to the face.
He grabs his eyes and mouth.
THIS IS DELICIOUS.
He wakes up finding himself in a new city.
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Post by El Maiz on Jan 17, 2011 19:44:23 GMT -5
I'll continue running North.
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Post by Dettadeus on Jan 17, 2011 19:48:20 GMT -5
E. Adam, you awake to find yourself in Rangardtan, a town just south of Wattedom. Nobody seems to be paying attention to you. You can still see the smoke billowing from the City of Random.
El Maiz, you leave the house and begin running north. It appears as though this is an ordinary F.A.R.M. field, and nothing seems to be out of place.
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Post by El Maiz on Jan 17, 2011 19:50:08 GMT -5
It's normal here.
Toooooo normal...
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Post by Dettadeus on Jan 17, 2011 19:53:00 GMT -5
El Maiz, your suspicions cause you to become paranoid. Just as this happens, you hear a sound from your left, but it turns out to be a murder of crows that were startled by your passing by.
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